tenebrous: /ten-uh-bruhs/

dark; gloomy; obscure

how to use in casual conversation:

"this halloween party can hardy be described as tenebrous"

not to be confused with:

tenuous

how it makes me feel:

freaking amazing. i like the word, i like the definition, i like the conotations. plus i've been watching a lot of dexter lately so it's kind of fitting for my current frame of mind. so when that fat guy in the sweater and flip-flops was trying to speak broken spanish in the worst accent ever to the taco truck lady (who speaks perfect english) i must admit that i was tempted to kill him. or at least punch him. i really want to punch somebody. i don't know what tenebrous monster has come to reside within the inner-workings of my mind such that i want to punch people simply for being douchey. oh wait. yeah i do. but those damned frontal lobes....they ruin everything, everytime.

editorial note:

i don't have a halloween costume. i don't how this one snuck up on me but i literally have nothing. i'm thinking about just riding my bike to a couple of parties and being one of 'those guys'. or i was just going to go dressed as myself and if anybody asked what i am i'll just say "a scumbag". whatever. happy hallow weenie.