Thursday, March 22, 2012

oppugn: \uh-PYOON\

1. to fight against

2. to call in question

how to use in casual conversation:

and i was like "i love the talking heads" and she was like "nuhh uhhh. i oppugn your ass on that shit" and i was like "ohhh, snap".

not to be confused with:

impugn

how it makes me feel:

my initial reaction was that i like it. it gets points for obscurity, brevity,and -pugn. it made me to say "what the hell is that shit...-pugn?! that's nasty! from whence in the sexy bowels of european etiology did that chicken nugget of flavor come from?". then i lmgtfy.com'd myself. (meta-snap?) it's from 15th century british but has latin roots. but apparently impugn has french origins(?). either way it's a pretty cool word. it definitely has some funk on it. mustard, if you will.

from another angle: when i saw the word i immediately though of impugn. (both have the aforementioned mustard.) i was immediately scared that i had been using impugn as oppugn. my high school english teacher once mentioned that it's ok and things happen with words and phrases like this sometimes. she cited the example of how her little girl though that the phrase 'human being' was actually 'human bean'. my friend didn't know that it wasn't 'human bean'. hell, i was 25 before i realized that "for all intensive purposes" was actually "for all intents and purposes" which actually makes a whole hell of a lot more sense. the point: i am pretty damn stupid sometimes and so are you. (the royal you)

=P

next week: i do this while i'm drunk

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

lets see if i remember how to do this

conniption: \ kuh-NIP-shuhn \

A fit of hysterical excitement or anger.

how to use in casual conversation:

"shut up, man! if you have a conniption about the cloud monkeys in front of those cops they're gonna know we're on shrooms!"

not to be confused with:


how it makes me feel:

my dad used to always say: "don't have a conniption". who was he talking to?! i was the perfect child! i was never angry! i never raised my voice! NEVER! i wonder if uncouth has been a word of the day in the last two years. if so, the break hasn't been worth it. i feel like i'm really reaching here. but seriously he did say that a lot. so, i guess the answer is nostalgic.

apparently i've forgotten how to format these posts. bear with me.