galumph

to move along heavily and clumsily

how to use in casual conversation:

"and there you are galumphing about with your sketchers trying to pretend like you didn't just make a waffle out of someones face"

how it makes me feel:

i'm kinda like 'whatever' about it. because although the time stamp may say i posted this on friday i really posted it on sunday, well technically it's monday and quite frankly i'm drunk. this is the last time i wing for a man on a sunday night. especially with such lackluster results - i mean the primary was headstrong. i will give him that. he really went for it full bore. but at the end of the day all that really matters is results and i love you DPR, but you made a series of mistakes which quite frankly cost us the evening. first mistake? you couldn't remember their names. neither could i, but i wasn't the dude with the agenda and my only obligation was to drink rainier and be just enough of an asshole to make you look good and i can say without equivocation that i met those standards. the look and that girl's face as i walked home only proved that fact. second mistake? we drank too much. third mistake? our black eyes are waning. i mean we've had two weeks of golden that can only be replaced by us beating the hell out of each other and telling people 'we got mugged again' but quite frankly no one would believe us and at some point we need to start relying on charm and boyish good looks as opposed to sympathy and 'looking like we can take a punch'. just saying. i'm drunk.