brannigan: /bran-i-guhn/

–noun
1. a carouse.
2. a squabble.
3. this guy...

how to use in causal conversation:

"there is something about your face that makes me want to start a brannigan"

not to be confused with:

mulligan

how it makes me feel:

anything that allows me to make a futurama reference is A-OK by me.