defenestrate: /dē-fěn'ĭ-strāt'/

to throw out of a window

how to use in casual conversation:

"i love living on the fourth floor because i can defenestrate feces at passers-by and no one knows the difference!"

not to be confused with:

not sure. help me out here...

how it makes me feel:

i love this fucking word! no seriously, i would abandon everyone of my friends if this word asked me to. i would move back to simi valley if this word asked me to. i would stop drinking and smoking and doing drugs and save all my money to buy this word a big fat ring and make it unreasonable promises about the future. i would start drinking again when this word eventually decides to rip my heart out of my chest and show it to me. i would spend months on end saying horrible things about this word to anybody who would listen. i would drunk dial it and tell it how it ruined my life. two years later i would wonder how i ever let this word hurt me so bad. that is until alacrity enters my life to remind me of my feelings for defenestrate and then there i am back where i started with a broken heart and a bottle of rye, yelling at children walking around greenlake with their parents about how they "have no idea what life is going to do to them" and exposing myself to old ladies. isn't love grand?